RAWR

:D so today we had an author come talk to us in language and its was so funny ^^ :P i started off getting to school late so when i went in class the desks were all facing the opposite side of the room, and i was like O__o and then everyone laughed cuz i guess my face was all confused :/ lolz anywayyy... he told whoever was planning on not raising their hand so they didnt have to participate to raise their hands, and me being the obvious derp pointed out to him that his question was invalid (which he knew cuz that was the joke and i totally ruined it) :I so he wrote my name on the board and made me be the main character in..... THE STORY. this is what he was teaching us,

STEPS TO WRITING A STORY:
1. something happens to the main character
2. they make a goal
3. they work towards it
4.there's a conflict
5. they have to work harder towards the goal
6. the goal is almost IMPOSSIBLE
7. main character either succeeds or fails
8. main character learns a lesson

:I so then i realized what was going to happen to me.... -__- well this is how the story went (btw this was completely made up by my class)
1. I was put on a plane FILLED with evil villains (and justin bieber and one direction)
2. i have to crash the plane; motivation to do this: good= win tickets to justin biebers concert..., get a pink flying pony, and OOH! THERE'S A PLANE CRASHING CONTEST :D, bad= death, get kicked off the plane, the villians take over the world, (lucy made this one up) all of PA starts on fire
3. me and my allies (beebs and 1D) try to crash the plane by getting to the pilots cabin
4. pilots rooms is locked, villians are coming at us with knives, i have to go to the bathroom, random hobos are asking me for soup, and 1D is trying to save us by singing (my class must hate me)
5. we steal the knives from the villians and try to knife down the cabin door and 1D is distracted
6. (this is where i almost started crying, not from being sad, x.x just cuz it was so ridiculous) my allies die, i STILL need to go to the bathroom, zombie dragons are attacking the plane, i get distracted by bubble wrap, i go blind, and D: there's plastic cups EVERYWHERE (irl i would prolly die)
7. well, the class voted i fail
8. i learn as im falling through the air after being kicked off to never ever try crashing a plane full of evil villains

BUT WAIT WE MADE A SURPRISE ENDING!!! :D ;P i end up failing, but i live because i was saved by.... ~~bubble wrap!~~ (o: hold up, there's serious irony here so prepare yourself) PLASTIC CUPS!!?!?1!! D: oh yea, and everyone in PA was evacuated before it started on fire (lucy added that part at the last minute :I)

:P and then in the sequel i try to kill the evil villains again

oh btw, here's what the goal choices were:
-fly a plane
-crash a plane
-save everyone on the plane
.......my class is brutal