NEW SONG AGAIN OMG

KE$HA HAS ANOTHER NEW SONG... OMG... IM GONNA DIE... SHE'S TOO AMAZING *-* <3 U CANT FIGHT A GRACIE WHEN SHE LIKES A SONG DONT DENY ME MY JOY OKAY JUST CUZ U DONT LIKE KE$HA DOESNT MEAN I CANT LIKE HER SONGS OMG *-*

HUG ATTACK

im sorry but i had to do this.

sooo...

:D so today we had an author come talk to us in language and its was so funny ^^ :P i started off getting to school late so when i went in class the desks were all facing the opposite side of the room, and i was like O__o and then everyone laughed cuz i guess my face was all confused :/ lolz anywayyy... he told whoever was planning on not raising their hand so they didnt have to participate to raise their hands, and me being the obvious derp pointed out to him that his question was invalid (which he knew cuz that was the joke and i totally ruined it) :I so he wrote my name on the board and made me be the main character in..... THE STORY. this is what he was teaching us,

STEPS TO WRITING A STORY:
1. something happens to the main character
2. they make a goal
3. they work towards it
4.there's a conflict
5. they have to work harder towards the goal
6. the goal is almost IMPOSSIBLE
7. main character either succeeds or fails
8. main character learns a lesson

:I so then i realized what was going to happen to me.... -__- well this is how the story went (btw this was completely made up by my class)
1. I was put on a plane FILLED with evil villains (and justin bieber and one direction)
2. i have to crash the plane; motivation to do this: good= win tickets to justin biebers concert..., get a pink flying pony, and OOH! THERE'S A PLANE CRASHING CONTEST :D,  bad= death, get kicked off the plane, the villians take over the world, (lucy made this one up) all of PA starts on fire
3. me and my allies (beebs and 1D) try to crash the plane by getting to the pilots cabin
4. pilots rooms is locked, villians are coming at us with knives, i have to go to the bathroom, random hobos are asking me for soup, and 1D is trying to save us by singing (my class must hate me)
5. we steal the knives from the villians and try to knife down the cabin door and 1D is distracted
6. (this is where i almost started crying, not from being sad, x.x just cuz it was so ridiculous) my allies die, i STILL need to go to the bathroom, zombie dragons are attacking the plane, i get distracted by bubble wrap, i go blind, and D: there's plastic cups EVERYWHERE (irl i would prolly die)
7. well, the class voted i fail
8. i learn as im falling through the air after being kicked off to never ever try crashing a plane full of evil villains

BUT WAIT WE MADE A SURPRISE ENDING!!! :D ;P i end up failing, but i live because i was saved by....  bubble wrap! (o: hold up, there's serious irony here so prepare yourself)         PLASTIC CUPS!!?!?1!! D: oh yea, and everyone in PA was evacuated before it started on fire (lucy added that part at the last minute :I)

:P and then in the sequel i try to kill the evil villains again

oh btw, here's what the goal choices were:
-fly a plane
-crash a plane
-save everyone on the plane
 .......my class is brutal

omgz. newb.

Ok so this dude was in the commons bein all like "ADD ME FOR NINJA TRAINING" and I did, and of course, he was a total noob and it turned out to be something like this:

And then he gave me a badge and I forgot to take a picture of that. But yeah this actually HAPPENED and I took these when he said them... oh noobs, so horrifyingly dumb at times.

trolling.

this is my lovely trolling post that you shall adore and bathe in.

I hate yolo too, but I love just trolling people with it :3

Okay I kind of think this one's funny XD


Let's face it, we all hate when ppl do that.

This can be classified as trolling jb or MURDERING HIM WITH WATER BOTTLES UNTIL HE BRUTALLY BLEEDS TO DEATH AND THEN STABBING HIM REPEATEDLY WITH MY KATANA AND THEN STOMPING ON HIS CORPSE AND TORTURING HIS CORPSE AND THEN MARVELING IN THE GLORY OF THE ASSASSINATION OF HIM AND THEN SELLING IT ON EBAY AND BECOMING A WORLDWIDE MILLIONAIRE SAVIOR OF MUSIC... sorry I had a little daydream there ._.

Cats #1

Oh cats, always finding their way into memes and such.



   

  














The following image is me as a cat:



The following image is Farherpderp as a cat: (i didnt draw it)



And that concludes cats #1.

WHAT.

JUST WAT. WUT. WHAT. EVERY FORM OF WHAT. ITS HERE. JUST NO. JUST WHAT. OMG. ERHMERGERD. OHMAWGAWD. EVERY FORM OF OMG. JUST WHAT. I CANT EVEN.